Precise Instructions For Everyday Life

Bad Altitude

Getting high when we should stay low.

Mar 29 • Michael Holden

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January 2026

SEVEN COPING STRATEGIES FOR THE END OF THE WORLD

Happy New Year… for reasons too subjective to compute or relay I feel less pessimistic (often a rationalization of being fundamentally afraid) than I…

Jan 2 • Michael Holden

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November 2025

Karma, Kim n' Elon.

They come and go

Nov 9, 2025 • Michael Holden

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August 2025

The Attention Casino

Toiling, spinning, never winning.

Aug 31, 2025 • Michael Holden

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Pulp Friction

Living it up against the unreal.

Aug 17, 2025 • Michael Holden

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July 2025

Sheared, slaughtered and scorned.

Ruminations on the ruminant. Of sheep, and eating menus.

Jul 27, 2025 • Michael Holden

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The Fridge Magnet at the End of the Universe…

(Don’t) Do the Hustle (part two)

Jul 13, 2025 • Michael Holden

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(Don’t) Do the Hustle

On Losing Focus. The better to see.

Jul 6, 2025 • Michael Holden

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June 2025

Not with a bang, but…

What are the appropriate emotions for the end of everything?

Jun 29, 2025 • Michael Holden

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Publish, and be Scammed

Eyes down for the new meaninglessness

Jun 15, 2025 • Michael Holden

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Our Mother the Mountain

Greed, growing older and getting down with the uphill struggle.

Jun 1, 2025 • Michael Holden

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May 2025

Unmarked Raves

Chasing status through intoxication

May 25, 2025 • Michael Holden

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